Too panicked to press the fleshy panic button.
Concept costumes are great if you have laryngitis and don’t want to talk to anyone.
The point when any body part resembles a jack o’lantern is not one that should be celebrated.
This is why you should never dump your parents in nursing homes. These are their caretakers.
Halloween costume fails: Recessions leave their (potentially) permanent marks on youth.
Zero: the number of children Snooki should be able to have and the amount of phone numbers this guy left the Halloween party with.
Meet Wonder-How-She-Didn’t-Notice-That Woman.
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