DMX Uses Google For The First Time

DMX Uses Google For The First Time

New life goal: get DMX to be in my friends circle on Google+.
A Twitter-Controlled Pet Feeder

A Twitter-Controlled Pet Feeder

Thanks to Twitter, you no longer have to think critically. But now, you don't even have to take care of your pets!
“Call Me Maybe” A Thousand Times Slower

“Call Me Maybe” A Thousand Times Slower

Who would have thought that Carly Rae Jepsen's hit could be fit for mountaintop yoga sessions?
A Fatigued Goat

A Fatigued Goat

In other news, this is how I greet every Monday morning.
Welcome To America

Welcome To America

We might not be able to point to the countries we're occupying on a map, but we sure know how to make great pig calls.