One thing I didn’t like about college was required courses outside your major. I mean, why not allow me to focus my energy on the subject I plan on making a living with?
One of the most annoying classes is Public Speaking. You often have a mix of kids who either don’t want to be there and therefore don’t take the class seriously or kids who are terrified about speaking in public.
Recently at Tennessee Tech this brave student decided to stick it the system. When asked to give a 9-minute speech on something he loved, he created a magnificent speech on the virtue of dildos.
This kid laid it on thick, as a couple cool one-liners were:
“Dildos are a very important topic to me, because I cant stand to see people suffering from blue balls”
“Now that you have flirted with the tip, lets get a little deeper on this topic”
Catch 9 minutes of dildo banter below: