Ryan Jones of Guyism fame was a man on a mission. His modest goal: a date with supermodel and Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl Kate Upton. Being an urbane, 21st century individual, he did what came natural to any love-struck young man. He got a gigantic boombox and talked to strangers about his everlasting love in a New York City park:
With a little persistence and a lot of stalking, Ryan was lucky enough to be able to sit down with Kate Upton in the flesh. What resulted is one of the funniest things I’ve seen:
Note: The prop brought out at 2 minutes is incredible.