But I wanna do donuts in a Corvette!
Where everyone is beautiful and will make you feel awful for not being as remotely attractive.
There's nothing sadder than a self-proclaimed pick-up artist. Also, "wild, astronaut type sex appeal"???
A dad's hilarious reaction to a kid who made the mistake of caring.
A hilarious back and forth between Louis CK and Jay Leno.
Twenty delightfully sexy Katy Perry GIFs that will make you make you feel very thankful for slow-motion video!
You need this tutorial, trust us.
The scientific answer to what hurts more: kicked in the balls or giving birth.
Or what happens when parents treat their kids like trophies instead of humans.
What happens when assholes become dads: dadholes.