Pastor David Manning is out to ruin Starbucks coffee for everyone.
The religious fanatic first graced the news a week ago when he claimed Starbucks was a breeding ground for Ebola in New York. This theory was stemmed from Dr. Craig Spencer who contracted the disease and was known to enjoy Starbucks.
Following the appearance of protestors outside his church, Pastor Manning took it to another level against Starbucks. From The Daily Dot:
“They had a big bucket of Starbucks coffee. They said that this church is a hate church, and that I’m a hate preacher…Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. But the thing that I was not aware of is that there has been information that has been released… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. Now, this is the absolute truth.”
If that wasn’t enough, Manning added that Starbucks was not only letting loose semen in our Java but discriminating in the choice of semen from males. He speculates that they prefer “sodomite” semen.
Jesus grab the wheel.
Catch Manning discuss Sodomite semen below:
