Welcome To America

Welcome To America

We might not be able to point to the countries we're occupying on a map, but we sure know how to make great pig calls.
That’s One Angry Driver

That’s One Angry Driver

In his defense, I think it says in the car manual that Fords don't have to yield to cyclists.
Tennessee Fraternity Holds Press Conference To Deny Butt Chugging

Tennessee Fraternity Holds Press Conference To Deny Butt Chugging

If the funnel doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Crutch Fighting In Times Square

Crutch Fighting In Times Square

Well, why not? I guess?
How To Ruin Your Computer, Kentucky Style

How To Ruin Your Computer, Kentucky Style

I wonder which paste is more effective in ruining your hard drive: Crest or Colgate?