Who is “Longmont Potion Castle”? Well, no one knows. But if you’re in Colorado or LA and you get a prank call that makes you feel like you’re on some new experimental hallucinogen, don’t be alarmed. Don’t try to compete with or out-absurd this man, because you will fail. Just sit back and let it happen, like slipping into a deep coma. Self-described as “absurd phone art”, LPC doesn’t set out to harass, instead getting his kicks from making his victims question their own sanity:
Are There Special Alligator Monday Rates At The Coffin Shop?
Gassy Shepard Seeks Porcupine Husk, Custom Swamp Donkey
Guy Tries To Play Along, Gets Plumped & Humped (Lyrically)
Otis King and Dugan Nash’s “Triple-Double-Flip”
Live TV Chiropractor Can’t Correct Caller’s “Nectarine Ankle”