African Bull Frog Is Awesome At iPhone Game

… And also awesome at biting humans.

Moved By Mariah At Christmas Time

Some people get a little bit more moved by Mariah Carey during the Christmas season than others. These are those some people.

Candle Blow Out Fail

Kids these days! Who doesn’t know how to blow out a candle?

Psychic Provides Her Presidential Predictions

Presidential Astrologer Jacqueline Stallone offers her predictions.

Worst Invention Ever

And best infomercial ever: “It feels great on my ass!”

Unicorn In A Unitard On A Unicycle

Coming to a Clue game near you: the unicorn in a unitard with the unicycle.